johnlockismylife:

theannieplanet:

jimcashfan:

“Trying to steal a TV, huh? You’re going to have to suck a lot of dick to make up for that.”

I JUST LAGUHED OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS

I think we have all read this fic

jackbemylostboy:

Alex speaks words of wisdom that speak to me on a spiritual level.

HW